Funny SMS - Funny Messages

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week

-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier

-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments

-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students

-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

"Me sick, no work"

Boss SMS back:

"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.

Doctor: When ?

Man:Three Months Ago

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina

Boy2.Oh! I know her

Boy1:How?

Boy2:v were caught sleeping together

Boy1:What the hell?

Boy2.during lecture in maths class